holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds
[Australian bonding call of “MACCAS RUUUUUUUN”]